Hey~! So I’m Crystal Ewing, and this (of course) is my author website.
This is where the magic happens.
Okay, not really. This is actually where I do my little awkward presentations, spill my hopes and dreams, my life stories, so you can get to know me a bit better and maybe want to “date” me (i.e., read my books).
Yeah, I know…AWK-WARD….
Still, bear with me. I might not make an amazing first impression, but I’m sure I’ll get it right on the second…err, third…umm, fourth? …Yes… I’m sure by the fourth try, I’ll manage to thoroughly enchant you.
If not… Well, if not, then at least you might find a touch of amusement in my fumblings or perhaps a slightly interesting “wacko” story to recite at cocktail parties.
Hey, I live to amuse 🙂